Coffee is For Closers - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown A red firecracker snapping in

A red firecracker snapping in half sits between the text lines

Inspired by Dan Conner from Roseanne

and this roster runs deeper than any Eternian warrior

with curved white serif text reading "Since 1984" to the right

and nobody asks what third prize looks like

Coffee is For Closers - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Brown A red firecracker snapping inBlake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights. Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Red hand lettered script reads "Coffee" above a black vintage illustration of a steaming coffee cup and saucer rendered with halftone dot shading and curling steam wisps. Bold red hand drawn capitals