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San Gabriel Lanes stood as a mid-century gathering place in San Gabriel

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Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

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Fart Ninja - Unisex Sweatshirt friday Our gift cards are deliveredNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters