Men's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares T-Shirt hoody Take deep breaths

Take deep breaths

and Droseras you'll love this gardening shirt featuring a botanical chart of carnivorous plants

References to Kraken can also be found in Herman Melville's Moby-Dick and Jules Verne's Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea

This retro inspired political shirt is perfect for the activist who is registering people to vote or the Democrat canvassing for their favorite candidate

Sometimes karma just doesn't do the job fast enough

Men's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares T-Shirt hoody Take deep breathsSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt