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Why the tiny dicks

Plush - Bring Me Your Dead luci-purr - Purchase of a giftLook, motivation called and this plush sent it straight to voicemail. At a hefty 10 inches of pure nope, this grumpy penguin is the official mascot of giving up just enough to get through the day. Complete with the iconic Chubble Gum stink wink and a vibe that says, Don't ask. I'm not doing it. Every single one of these plushies is the living, squishy embodiment of Mrs. Stickersyour inner voice in penguin form thats tired, done, and entirely valid.